![]() What you both need is a good ole’ shot of endorphins. She most likely feels like she was run over by the same truck you were. If you played your cards right last night, there’s a good chance there’s something sleeping next to you that resembles a girl. It just does.) And talk about energy! At 1,700 calories, the average General Tso’s combo has enough calories to last a small family a week. The chicken itself has tons of protein and sugar which will make you feel like a million bucks. The pork fried rice has enough carbs to kill a horse. ![]() General Tso’s is like jet fuel to your body. As mentioned before, low blood sugar will magnify a hangover. This is in case you didn’t follow the Waffle House advice. I’ve personally dropped $50 for food I didn’t eat, on more than one occasion. They welcome a drunk who has no concept of money or ability to stick to a budget. And why Waffle House? Waffle House is like Las Vegas. It’s much better to have something to throw up rather than dry heave until you have abs. That means you go from bad hangover to really bad hangover. No food in the belly means low blood sugar when you wake up. If you didn’t have enough sense to eat before drinking you should definitely eat before passing out. The Waffle HouseĪnother prevention hangover cure. And why lemon-lime Gatorade? Because if you’re a puker it won’t stain anything. The high-fructose corn syrup used to sweeten Gatorade also counteracts the chemical in your brain that tells you you’re full and will allow you to drink the entire bottle. Instead, leave it on the counter, or better yet, on your pillow so you don’t forget to drink it. It’s impossible to drink 64 ounces of 40 degree Gatorade in one sitting. Drink the entire bottle before you go to bed. If you know you’re going to make like a nail tonight and get hammered, swing by the store and pick up a 64 oz. This is probably the best hangover cure I know of and is my current go-to. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. I’m not going to include water on this list because any dumbass knows you should drink as much water as possible when you’re sick. So the best hangover cures are the ones that hydrate your body as quickly as possible. It takes tons of water to filter alcohol out of your body after a night of drinking Boone’s Farm from the bottle. The Best Hangover Cures Everįirst, what exactly is a hangover? Put simply it is you being really dehydrated. How about next time you get cancer you just give it some time. But letting something run its course isn’t curing it. Or “…the only thing that gets rid of a hangover is time.” Yes, this is true. I know some chucklehead is going to come up with some crazy idea in the comments section like “You didn’t talk about drinking Alpaca milk while sticking a carrot up your….” I know I didn’t. I’m only going to talk about hangover remedies that I have personally tried. Read that last sentence again very carefully. Today, I’ve decided to share the best hangover cures I’ve tried. Over the years I’ve tried just about every technique, snake oil and flat out ridiculous idea you can imagine to get rid of or prevent a hangover. The only question was for how long and how big of a bag. I knew I was going to feel like a big bag of garbage. If I had a dollar for every time I tried that prayer I could probably put a stripper through at least one semester of college.Īs I got older and wiser, I knew that after a hard night of drinking that began with a bottle of Jack Daniels and ended with Jose Cuervo, I would be met not with punishment, but rather a challenge. I used to make bargains with the Almighty that if he would just make me feel better I would never drink again. When I was younger I viewed hangovers as punishment. Peter or whoever is showing me all the bad things I’ve done, he’ll give me credit for all the epic hangovers I’ve endured and the hangover cures I’ve discovered. ![]() Hangovers are proof that God has a sense of humor.
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